when ur really drunk and ur friends wanna take a pic
“All these practiced poses
I could wreck it if I had to
But I’m the wreck so what would that do,
My masterpiece will fall apart;
It was over before the start
If I burn out and slip away.
If this is just a part I portray.”
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
WHICH MEANS ORANGE REALLY IS THE NEW BLACK
Retrospectively, you know what I really would’ve liked in an episode of tos? Kirk and Spock beam down to a planet of humanoids that doesn’t know about aliens yet, so of course Spock has his hat on, and when they get down there they look around and all the humanoids have pointed ears and it’s a mad scramble to trade off the hat.